A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat,...

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling t...

I'll have to remember that for the future!

Gary, remember your bottle of Cool Water from years ago? I finally finished it! ***** A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge." "Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two...

Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?" The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old." "That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How ...

RIP Gary! I was surprised and saddened to learn of his death.

Clive, with the enamel on the interior as well, does that mean you wash it with soap and water like you would any other pot?

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for ...

Gary, tell me what your wife thinks about this one! ***** A doctor was addressing a large audience on the subject of modern nutrition. “The rubbish we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach li...

Thanks Chris and Brian!

Very interesting, Clive!

By the way, there is a new American cast iron cookware company call Field Company. They brag that their surfaces are extra smooth, and their pans are lightweight. But they are very expensive compared to Lodge.

https://fieldcompany.com

A fellow goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The dealer sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it would cut through 100 trees in one day. The fellow takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After working for 3 hours he only cut 2 trees. "How can I cut for hours and only...

That sounds great, Gary! It sounds like you made a lifetime supply!

Clive, when you say maintain, are you thinking about washing the outside?

There is no enamel in the interior, correct?

Rene Descartes ordered a drink in a bar.

When he was finished the bartender asked him if he'd like another.

Descartes responded, "I think not." And he disappeared.

Recently I have seen a number of ads for cast iron dutch ovens which are enamel-coated.

Does the enamel serve any purpose other than looks?

I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.

He asked, Which companies?

I told him gas, electric, and cable.

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife... She ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over... Women like that are ...

When my wife and I decided to get married we'd been going out for a few years. We really loved each other and we wanted everything to be perfect... and pretty much everything was, except that one thing had been bothering me. Her sister was a babe, and many times when I visited, she would flirt with ...

Murray, I think the joke is funnier the Salazar way! I may have posted this one before. ***** A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one Snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said: "You shouldn't be eating so much candy. It'll rot your teeth. It's just bad for yo...