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by GA Russell
Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:53 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Sanders sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?' Trump says, 'We're planni...
by GA Russell
Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:03 pm
Forum: Cooking & Recipes
Topic: pots and pans
Replies: 5
Views: 282

Re: pots and pans

Thanks, guys! You've taught me something.
by GA Russell
Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:04 pm
Forum: Cooking & Recipes
Topic: pots and pans
Replies: 5
Views: 282

pots and pans

I have had lots of questions about pots and pans accumulate over the years, and I bet some of you cooking mavens know the answers. Why are we seeing so much copper in the stores now? Has something about copper items improved? Why is Calpholon special? Is there a better non-stick surface than teflon?...
by GA Russell
Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:34 am
Forum: Safety Razors & Blades
Topic: Dorco - $15 off
Replies: 7
Views: 713

Re: Dorco - $15 off

Dorco: 50% off everything

Code: BFRIDAY17

http://www.dorcousa.com

ends midnight tonight
by GA Russell
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:42 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? What happens if you get scared half to d...
by GA Russell
Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:06 pm
Forum: Safety Razors & Blades
Topic: Dorco - $15 off
Replies: 7
Views: 713

Re: Dorco - $15 off

I am now getting emails from Dorco every other week. Does anyone want me to post these deals? If not, I will take myself off their mailing list. Today's mail says "up to 50% off." http://www.dorcousa.com/sale-items-men/ No code. Expires 10/25/17. I notice that they are now up to "seven aligned blade...
by GA Russell
Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:42 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

An elderly priest, speaking to a younger priest, said: “It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now.” The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued: “And you told me that adding a li...
by GA Russell
Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:33 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

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by GA Russell
Sat Oct 14, 2017 8:42 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

A science teacher asked her students, “Children, if you could own one mineral, what would it be?" One boy said, “I would choose gold. It’s worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette.” Another boy said, “I would want platinum because it’s worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche.” The teach...
by GA Russell
Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:22 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

Thanks, Squire and David! ***** Things to ponder 1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground...
by GA Russell
Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:34 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUSTN’T RUN AROUND ON ME, MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she ...
by GA Russell
Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:43 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

Thanks Brian! A scout reported that he’d discovered a great pitcher. “In last night’s game,” he reported by phone to the manager, “he struck out all twenty-seven men on the other team. What’s more, he got all of them on three pitches, except for one guy who hit a foul.” The manager said, “Get the na...
by GA Russell
Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:27 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Anyone interested in taking surveys?
Replies: 16
Views: 3260

Re: Anyone interested in taking surveys?

Here is another polling company, called SmartLabs. I have found their polls to be rarely more than five questions.

https://smartlab.mrcommunities.com/bri/ ... 4258_REFER
by GA Russell
Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:28 pm
Forum: Safety Razors & Blades
Topic: Dorco 30% off
Replies: 0
Views: 455

Dorco 30% off

I received an email from Dorco today with this sale:

Labor Day weekend (expires 9/6/17)
30% off all Dorco products
Free shipping for purchases over $10 ($20 Canada)

Code: LaborDay17

DorcoUsa.com
by GA Russell
Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:21 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

One day a Scotsman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, eme...
by GA Russell
Mon Aug 28, 2017 8:16 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

A husband and wife were traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost 24 hours on the road, they’re felt too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room, but they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When...
by GA Russell
Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:25 pm
Forum: Safety Razors & Blades
Topic: Dorco - $15 off
Replies: 7
Views: 713

Dorco - $15 off

I received an email from Dorco today. Here's the deal:

DorcoUSA.com

$15 OFF (minimum $30 order)
Code: KenInvite
Invite Expires: 8-31-17

Free shipping in the US
by GA Russell
Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:21 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside: 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.' An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of taste.' Chi...
by GA Russell
Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:05 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

It looks like this is an English joke. A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the ...
by GA Russell
Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:54 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 523
Views: 43393

Re: Joke of the Day

Q: How does the man in the moon cut his hair? A: Eclipse it. Q: What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse? A: Fruit of the Moon! Q: How do you organize an eclipse party? A: You planet. Q: What day is the eclipse happening? A: Not sure. Either Sunday or Moonday. Q: Why does a moon rock...