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by GA Russell
Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:24 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat,...
by GA Russell
Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:27 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling t...
by GA Russell
Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:06 pm
Forum: Cooking & Recipes
Topic: pots and pans
Replies: 25
Views: 2507

Re: pots and pans

I'll have to remember that for the future!
by GA Russell
Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:04 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

Gary, remember your bottle of Cool Water from years ago? I finally finished it! ***** A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge." "Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two...
by GA Russell
Sun Mar 10, 2019 3:32 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?" The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old." "That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How ...
by GA Russell
Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:18 pm
Forum: Shopping
Topic: ShoeboxShaveClub
Replies: 2
Views: 103

Re: ShoeboxShaveClub

RIP Gary! I was surprised and saddened to learn of his death.
by GA Russell
Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:16 pm
Forum: Cooking & Recipes
Topic: pots and pans
Replies: 25
Views: 2507

Re: pots and pans

Clive, with the enamel on the interior as well, does that mean you wash it with soap and water like you would any other pot?
by GA Russell
Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:14 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for ...
by GA Russell
Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:15 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

Gary, tell me what your wife thinks about this one! ***** A doctor was addressing a large audience on the subject of modern nutrition. “The rubbish we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach li...
by GA Russell
Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:10 pm
Forum: Cooking & Recipes
Topic: pots and pans
Replies: 25
Views: 2507

Re: pots and pans

Thanks Chris and Brian!
by GA Russell
Sun Mar 03, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: Cooking & Recipes
Topic: pots and pans
Replies: 25
Views: 2507

Re: pots and pans

Very interesting, Clive!

By the way, there is a new American cast iron cookware company call Field Company. They brag that their surfaces are extra smooth, and their pans are lightweight. But they are very expensive compared to Lodge.

https://fieldcompany.com
by GA Russell
Sun Mar 03, 2019 6:27 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

A fellow goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The dealer sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it would cut through 100 trees in one day. The fellow takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After working for 3 hours he only cut 2 trees. "How can I cut for hours and only...
by GA Russell
Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:14 pm
Forum: Shaving Creams & Hard Soaps
Topic: I made this soap
Replies: 24
Views: 3598

Re: I made this soap

That sounds great, Gary! It sounds like you made a lifetime supply!
by GA Russell
Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:11 pm
Forum: Cooking & Recipes
Topic: pots and pans
Replies: 25
Views: 2507

Re: pots and pans

Clive, when you say maintain, are you thinking about washing the outside?

There is no enamel in the interior, correct?
by GA Russell
Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:09 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

Rene Descartes ordered a drink in a bar.

When he was finished the bartender asked him if he'd like another.

Descartes responded, "I think not." And he disappeared.
by GA Russell
Fri Mar 01, 2019 12:45 am
Forum: Cooking & Recipes
Topic: pots and pans
Replies: 25
Views: 2507

Re: pots and pans

Recently I have seen a number of ads for cast iron dutch ovens which are enamel-coated.

Does the enamel serve any purpose other than looks?
by GA Russell
Fri Mar 01, 2019 12:41 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.

He asked, Which companies?

I told him gas, electric, and cable.
by GA Russell
Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:42 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife... She ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over... Women like that are ...
by GA Russell
Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:53 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

When my wife and I decided to get married we'd been going out for a few years. We really loved each other and we wanted everything to be perfect... and pretty much everything was, except that one thing had been bothering me. Her sister was a babe, and many times when I visited, she would flirt with ...
by GA Russell
Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:19 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 609
Views: 66227

Re: Joke of the Day

Murray, I think the joke is funnier the Salazar way! I may have posted this one before. ***** A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one Snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said: "You shouldn't be eating so much candy. It'll rot your teeth. It's just bad for yo...