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by kronos9
Fri May 22, 2020 8:54 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Face masks
Replies: 18
Views: 257

Re: Face masks

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I've been using a tie-on version made from an old t-shirt, pattern from the CDC website. Yesterday I bought a few ear-loop versions, with half the cost going to a local food bank.
by kronos9
Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:24 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 766
Views: 91495

Re: Joke of the Day

Quarantine humor (no politics). Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks, the other half will come out with a drinking problem. Still haven't decided where to go for Easter.. the living room or the bedroom. I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we...
by kronos9
Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:50 am
Forum: Safety Razors & Blades
Topic: Gillette Heated Razor
Replies: 4
Views: 971

Re: Gillette Heated Razor

And here I was dipping and rinsing my razor in hot water. How absolutely primitive of me.

Just to be clear, I was poking fun at the product, not the article which I thought was well-written and comprehensive.
by kronos9
Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:44 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: KFC Fire Log
Replies: 7
Views: 1189

Re: KFC Fire Log

Does it come with accelerated creosote buildup?
by kronos9
Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:12 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Fountain Pens
Replies: 40
Views: 5283

Re: Fountain Pens

Fountain Pen Day 2019 is Novenber 1.

https://www.fountainpenday.org/
by kronos9
Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:52 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 766
Views: 91495

Re: Joke of the Day

Took a few seconds to get the reference. ;)
by kronos9
Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:16 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 766
Views: 91495

Re: Joke of the Day

Probably some way he could compensate for that.
by kronos9
Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:46 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 766
Views: 91495

Re: Joke of the Day

Harsh.
by kronos9
Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:34 pm
Forum: Colognes & Aftershaves
Topic: Alcohol based aftershave
Replies: 16
Views: 5579

Re: Alcohol based aftershave

I'm not much of an aftershave guy although I've picked up three bottles this year (Spanish, German, Swiss). Before that burst of spending, I'd only pick up a bottle of Aqua Velva Classic Ice Blue just to have something on hand and because I'm cheap. Walking out in the cold air with AV was a nice com...
by kronos9
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:07 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 766
Views: 91495

Re: Joke of the Day

Big funny.
by kronos9
Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:24 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Is SMF losing its vigour?
Replies: 139
Views: 37612

Re: Is SMF losing its vigour?

Since you asked, the idea was to pair different soaps/creams with types of women. Such as highly mentholated soaps with women who rise early, pour coffee into you, and drag you out for a run. I didn't take it much further. Just an idea.
by kronos9
Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:49 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 766
Views: 91495

Re: Joke of the Day

Good one! Groaners can be the best.
by kronos9
Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:14 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 766
Views: 91495

Re: Joke of the Day

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, r...
by kronos9
Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:27 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 766
Views: 91495

Re: Joke of the Day

Now that's funny!
by kronos9
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:14 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Helpful suggestions:
Replies: 11
Views: 2842

Re: Helpful suggestions:

If you're out of printer paper, copy a blank page and send it to the printer 500 times.
by kronos9
Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:01 am
Forum: Shaving Creams & Hard Soaps
Topic: Harris soap reformulation
Replies: 13
Views: 3680

Re: Harris soap reformulation

Had me worried for a minute. DRH is one of my favorite soaps, always on my to-buy list. I'm firmly in the tallow camp.
by kronos9
Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:36 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Veterans Day 2018
Replies: 4
Views: 1386

Veterans Day 2018

At the eleventh hour of the 11th day of the eleventh month

One hundred years ago today. Something to think about.

I live in the central time zone and 11:00 is coming up in 25 minutes. I'll observe it six hours later than France.
by kronos9
Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:15 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Is SMF losing its vigour?
Replies: 139
Views: 37612

Re: Is SMF losing its vigour?

I have an idea for a thread but I'm still formulating it. Has something to do with women.
by kronos9
Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:33 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Elections
Replies: 9
Views: 1882

Re: Elections

My scorecard shows more Ws than Ls so I'm reasonably happy. Now I'm looking forward to seeing the gazillion candidate signs being taken down. Things were starting to restrict outdoor air flow.
by kronos9
Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:24 am
Forum: SOTD - Shave of the Day
Topic: SOTD: October 29, 2018 - November 4, 2018
Replies: 23
Views: 3551

Re: SOTD: October 29, 2018 - November 4, 2018

Happy Fountain Pen Day!

D.R. Harris Marlborough
Kent BK4
Gillette '49 Super Speed
Water