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- Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:47 pm
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving ...
- Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:44 pm
- Forum: Shopping
- Topic: ShoeboxShaveClub
- Replies: 6
- Views: 4572
Re: ShoeboxShaveClub
Wade at Shoebox is offering 30% off sitewide. (My email does not mention an expiration date.)
Code: GiveMe30
He also has a Father's Day special for $70.00.
www.ShoeboxShaveClub.com
Code: GiveMe30
He also has a Father's Day special for $70.00.
www.ShoeboxShaveClub.com
- Fri May 24, 2019 8:06 am
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits...
- Sun May 19, 2019 6:50 pm
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
It's been a while since I've seen one worth posting. ***** A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go...
- Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:49 pm
- Forum: Cooking & Recipes
- Topic: pots and pans
- Replies: 26
- Views: 21858
Re: pots and pans
Walmart is having a sale.
Lodge 5-Piece Seasoned & Enameled Cast Iron Cookware Set - $59.74
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Lodge-5-Piec ... /618435236
Lodge 5-Piece Seasoned & Enameled Cast Iron Cookware Set - $59.74
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Lodge-5-Piec ... /618435236
- Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:44 pm
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Conway's Law: In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired. Law of Drunkenness: You can...
- Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:15 am
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Is SMF losing its vigour?
- Replies: 162
- Views: 73583
Re: Is SMF losing its vigour?
Thanks, Clive!fallingwickets wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:06 am17 thumbs up to that idea. who can we ask to start a joke thread?????????We need more jokes!
clive
- Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:13 am
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
It was dinner time on a British Airways flight from London to New York. As the flight attendant moved down the aisle, she asked one of the passengers:
- “Would you like dinner?”
- “What are my choices?” asked the passenger.
- “Yes or No,” replied the attendant.
- “Would you like dinner?”
- “What are my choices?” asked the passenger.
- “Yes or No,” replied the attendant.
- Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:02 pm
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
I've never understood why women love cats.
Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
- Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:26 pm
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Is SMF losing its vigour?
- Replies: 162
- Views: 73583
Re: Is SMF losing its vigour?
We need more jokes!
- Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:17 pm
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the heck the weather was going t...
- Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:59 pm
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases. "Cash, check or charge?" she asked, after folding the items Jennifer had bought. As Jennifer fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote with ...
- Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:49 am
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
I saw a truck today. The side of its door said, Driver has no cash.
I'm broke too, but I don't plaster it all over the side of my car.
I'm broke too, but I don't plaster it all over the side of my car.
- Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:55 pm
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
Gary, that's your best joke ever! ***** A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The circus owner tells them: "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocio...
- Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:24 am
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a bas...
- Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:27 pm
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." Th...
- Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:06 pm
- Forum: Cooking & Recipes
- Topic: pots and pans
- Replies: 26
- Views: 21858
Re: pots and pans
I'll have to remember that for the future!
- Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:04 pm
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
Gary, remember your bottle of Cool Water from years ago? I finally finished it! ***** A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge." "Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you ...
- Sun Mar 10, 2019 3:32 am
- Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 840
- Views: 203853
Re: Joke of the Day
Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?" The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old." "That's an awfully exact number,...
- Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:18 pm
- Forum: Shopping
- Topic: ShoeboxShaveClub
- Replies: 6
- Views: 4572
Re: ShoeboxShaveClub
RIP Gary! I was surprised and saddened to learn of his death.