SMF

Probably some way he could compensate for that.

Harsh.

I'm not much of an aftershave guy although I've picked up three bottles this year (Spanish, German, Swiss). Before that burst of spending, I'd only pick up a bottle of Aqua Velva Classic Ice Blue just to have something on hand and because I'm cheap. Walking out in the cold air with AV was a nice com...

Big funny.

Since you asked, the idea was to pair different soaps/creams with types of women. Such as highly mentholated soaps with women who rise early, pour coffee into you, and drag you out for a run. I didn't take it much further. Just an idea.

Good one! Groaners can be the best.

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.&qu...

Now that's funny!

If you're out of printer paper, copy a blank page and send it to the printer 500 times.

Had me worried for a minute. DRH is one of my favorite soaps, always on my to-buy list. I'm firmly in the tallow camp.

At the eleventh hour of the 11th day of the eleventh month

One hundred years ago today. Something to think about.

I live in the central time zone and 11:00 is coming up in 25 minutes. I'll observe it six hours later than France.

I have an idea for a thread but I'm still formulating it. Has something to do with women.

My scorecard shows more Ws than Ls so I'm reasonably happy. Now I'm looking forward to seeing the gazillion candidate signs being taken down. Things were starting to restrict outdoor air flow.

Happy Fountain Pen Day!

D.R. Harris Marlborough
Kent BK4
Gillette '49 Super Speed
Water

PM sent.

I was a caver a long time ago and did horizontal, vertical, and even paddled a rubber raft in an underground stream (with a guy who couldn't swim). Also been through one emergency, similarly caused by heavy rains. Our strongest female caver had her legs give out while at the bottom of a 510 foot pit...

Those Platinum Izumos are absolutely magnificent.

Here's one that only people with some knowledge of MS-DOS will appreciate. I was going on vacation from my IT job and knew for a fact that the Corporate Automation people would be by to mess with my 286 computer in my absence. At the time, the computer would boot to a C> prompt. Not everyone knew th...

Just glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read this.

Nope, same stuff. The nose knows.