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by Shave Monkey
Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:58 am
Forum: Selling & Trading
Topic: Razors for sale - ALL SOLD
Replies: 3
Views: 971

PM Sent.

- Joseph
by Shave Monkey
Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:53 am
Forum: Colognes & Aftershaves
Topic: I want to hit on myself...
Replies: 16
Views: 2694

Dude, take my advice, this will lead to nothing but trouble. You'll end up leaving in the morning, saying "Hey, I really want to see me again! I'll call me!" But you won't get around to calling, and meanwhile, you'll be moping around the phone wondering "Why don't I call me? I said I...
by Shave Monkey
Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:48 am
Forum: Shaving Creams & Hard Soaps
Topic: Nancy Boy...NOTHING BETTER!!!!
Replies: 25
Views: 5320

Okay, now I have to try it to see for myself. I just ordered two tubs. Why two if I have never tried it? Because the shipping is more economical that way.

As I have said in other posts, I am a cheapskate.

- Joseph
by Shave Monkey
Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:12 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Your Favorite Horror Movie...
Replies: 20
Views: 3803

Your Favorite Horror Movie...

and why? I'd guess my current favorite is Hostel. If you were in this movie you were hating life. One minute you were in the sack with hot european model(s) and the next minute you were drugged and woke up strapped to a chair with some freak putting holes in you with a cordless drill. Not fun. What ...
by Shave Monkey
Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:49 am
Forum: General
Topic: So, why don't more people . . .
Replies: 19
Views: 3210

Yep. Today is the International Talk Like a Pirate Day. \:D/ Here is the link to the wikipedia article. Aye matey. So, when be International Shave Like A Pirate Day ? Yarrr! I tried, but I nearly gashed meself with me hook! One eye is covered with a patch making it hard te see, ye scurvy dog! I can...
by Shave Monkey
Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:14 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So, why don't more people . . .
Replies: 19
Views: 3210

Cigar Dan wrote:
blueasajewel wrote:Did someone say Talk Like a Pirate Day??!!! Oh be still me heart...
Yep. Today is the International Talk Like a Pirate Day. \:D/

Here is the link to the wikipedia article.
Aye matey. So, when be International Shave Like A Pirate Day?
by Shave Monkey
Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:45 am
Forum: Shaving Creams & Hard Soaps
Topic: Taylor Avacado
Replies: 14
Views: 3081

Have to say, I've never tried the tub..I get mine in the tubes. Always seems to be in great shape...kind of like slightly looser toothpaste. Don't know if getting it in the tub would make a difference but mine is never soupy or runny. Cliff Don't know if it would matter or not. I am pretty sure it ...
by Shave Monkey
Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:29 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Animal Rights Activists
Replies: 39
Views: 5645

...The two of them would sit on the porch and rock in the chair every evening after my grandfather finished working in the field. ... Then I would act all choked up, get a tear in my eye and mutter, "I'm sorry I sort of went off on a tangent there. What was that you were saying about murder?&q...
by Shave Monkey
Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:28 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Animal Rights Activists
Replies: 39
Views: 5645

Howard wrote:
Shave Monkey wrote:
Oh, that shaving brush was made from my grandfather's pet badger. His name was Smokey...
I like your style!
Right back at ya.
by Shave Monkey
Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:19 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Animal Rights Activists
Replies: 39
Views: 5645

I might have been tempted to create a huge lie for her. Something along the lines of ... Oh, that shaving brush was made from my grandfather's pet badger. His name was Smokey - the badger, not my grandfather. My grandfather's name was Eli. You see, my grandfather found Smokey while working in a fie...
by Shave Monkey
Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:30 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Should I Get A "Sponsor" For My Shaving Videos?
Replies: 18
Views: 2053

[edit] For example, Harley the Cat seemed to make an impression, so who knows if Purina (makers of Cat Chow) might be willing to cough up a few dollars for a brief mention during the ending credits. [edit] Thanks for the clarification, but please do not use "cat" and "cough up" ...
by Shave Monkey
Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:52 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Should I Get A "Sponsor" For My Shaving Videos?
Replies: 18
Views: 2053

Well, since I accidentally opened this can of worms I guess I should clarify my comment. Before I do, please know that I respect the opinions expressed prior and this is not meant as a rebuttal or a vote skewer. It is simply what I just stated - a clarification. First, I am not expert on this, but w...
by Shave Monkey
Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:28 am
Forum: General
Topic: The DE Video Is Up
Replies: 57
Views: 10600

Awesome. If you are not sitting on a remote exotic beach sipping umbrella drinks within a year, we have all gone horribly wrong. :lol: Unfortunately, I'm not getting paid to do this. And at the moment the production budget is US$0.00 as well. That's why you don't see many "live" shots of ...
by Shave Monkey
Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:25 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: I need a job...
Replies: 21
Views: 2977

I might be able to do school full time to get it done...although at the ripe ol' age 29 it's kinda frustrating to be in that kind of situation. But I would rather be a 29 yr old in school than a 29 yr. old looking for a job wiht only i hihg school diploma! WAAAA! WAAAA! It is also better to be 29 a...
by Shave Monkey
Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:33 am
Forum: Shaving Brushes
Topic: Cleaning your brush
Replies: 17
Views: 3112

You might also consider letting them purchase a brush through you for use at the shop. I have seen manicure salons that keep nail clippers, etc. for customers, why can't a barber shop use the same idea? You could keep it somewhere in the shop for them. For what its worth (which may not be much), I ...
by Shave Monkey
Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:57 am
Forum: Shaving Creams & Hard Soaps
Topic: Taylor Avacado
Replies: 14
Views: 3081

Update - I stirred the tub and left it in the chill chest overnight. This morning it looks about the same as before, albeit the stirring does seem to have made a bit more consistent. Still like pancake batter though. Nonetheless, it did lather up fine, I just found that I have to be careful not to s...
by Shave Monkey
Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:53 am
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Comfort Food
Replies: 37
Views: 5142

rtaylor61 wrote:My homemade salsa.

Randy
Well now this is something that I have wanted to try. Do you have any advice for someone looking to give a shot at making their own, but has no idea where to start?
by Shave Monkey
Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:17 pm
Forum: The Gentlemen's Parlor
Topic: Comfort Food
Replies: 37
Views: 5142

A large T-Bone Steak covered with sauteed mushrooms; baked potato loaded with butter, shredded chedder cheese and baccon; oven roasted asparagus; angel biscuits with yet more butter; a nice chilled mug of beer; and vanilla bean ice cream with chocolate sauce for dessert. After that, I don't care abo...
by Shave Monkey
Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:40 pm
Forum: Shaving Creams & Hard Soaps
Topic: Taylor Avacado
Replies: 14
Views: 3081

I have been attacked by the Soupy Runny Thin Shaving Cream Gremlin. My new tub of Taylor Avocado arrived today and it is the consistency of pancake batter. I will try the stir and chill method described above.

Pray for me.
by Shave Monkey
Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:26 am
Forum: Colognes & Aftershaves
Topic: SOTD September 11-17
Replies: 171
Views: 25919

Wednesday No shave for me today. I took my first blacksmithing class last night and three hours of hammering have made my arm so sore this morning that I do not trust it to hold a razor steady. Pfft. Lightweight. :wink: :lol: Oh no no no Mr. Ben. I am what a lightweight wants to be when it grows up...