International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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International Talk Like a Pirate Day begins at midnight tonight!
So Avast ye Lubbers! And be ye talkin' like pirates or I be keelhaulin' the scurvy lot of ye! Shiver me timbers! Arrrrrrr!!!!!
Your Humble and Obedient Servant,

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This is the first year I have known of this day before it happened, rather than after or during. This site is invaluable...
Give us the luxuries, and we will forgo the necessities.
Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he'll be toasty for the rest of his life.
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ichabod wrote:This site is invaluable...
+1
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Whoever comes up with these things? I mean really......
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Aaargh!
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Arrr, indeed mates! There be the hornpipe a blowin and the lasses aplenty when we stop swashbucklin' and lay anchor in the Corsair. And if there be any scallywags on board, by the powers, they be a walkin' the plank before sunset and in Davy Jones locker before they knew the black spot was upon 'em. As fer the gentlemen o' fortune we be, the Fiddlers Green will be a waiting, me hearty with all the doubloons and grog a buccanneer can be a taking after we sail the last.

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What kind of shave products does this day call for? Just curious.
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It doesn't matter what shave products you use, as long as you stole them.
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Gareth wrote:It doesn't matter what shave products you use, as long as you stole them.
Of to the Pillaging and Looting forum then!
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Post by D.Irving79 »

i refuse to talk like a pirate.


but i will wear bay rum tomorrow.
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Post by wenestvedt »

Where's the pirate from? Arrrrkansas!

Why's the pirate stockpiling beans, canned water, bullets, and shave soap? Arrrrrrrmeggedon!

Where'd the pirate go to college? 'Arrrrvard!

(I have to excused myself now so I can go and do some kind of penance.) (And then make Clive's dogs' next two leashes to use at the dog parrrrrrrk!)
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Post by Nitrox »

Argghhh Billy, have ye ever been to sea lad??
Arrrrrgh! hoist the sails ye lily livered sea swabs.
:lol: :lol:
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wenestvedt wrote:Where's the pirate from? Arrrrkansas!

Why's the pirate stockpiling beans, canned water, bullets, and shave soap? Arrrrrrrmeggedon!

Where'd the pirate go to college? 'Arrrrvard!

(I have to excused myself now so I can go and do some kind of penance.) (And then make Clive's dogs' next two leashes to use at the dog parrrrrrrk!)
You seen the latest pirate movie? It's rated arrrr.
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Post by rustyblade »

English to Pirate translator:

http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
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rustyblade wrote:What kind of shave products does this day call for? Just curious.
Gramps with his knife comes closest, I think. (I can just see him holding it between his teeth to keep both hands free.) :lol:
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rustyblade wrote:English to Pirate translator:

http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
Richard, cool site. I typed in "Go shave your face" and it translated to: A sea dog says 't this way:

Go shave yer face
Ya lily livered scallywag!

Pretty cool.

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ugh, what the f*** is it for? it's stupid really. :roll:
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Post by gooup »

Arrrr!!! i missed the chance! And, don't ye lilly livered scalliwags know that the 19th of September is me oldest boy's birthday. I'll never forget this ever again, or i'll carve out ye spleen with me dagger!!!
Cheers,
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