How much do you love the USA?

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How much do you love the USA?

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The real test of patriotism.

Marks are out of 57, because it's 57 seconds in length. I made it 31 seconds, 31/57=54.38% as patriotic as I should be. Could do better.
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Post by Gene »

Don't know Dominic - this could go either way.

I stayed through the whole thing, so I am either more patriotic than you, or a bigger chump, or my tolerance for silliness is much higher.

My wife could answer that, so please, no comments form the forum! :oops:
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Jesus.. i only made it 5 seconds...
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Post by jtpca »

Wow... :-#
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Post by John 5 »

Oh, my.
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Post by Timpac »

I want that minute of my life back.
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Post by Hraefn »

A stiff drink helps.
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Post by minderasr »

double-you tee eff?
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Post by aircraft_electrician »

How am I supposed to recover from that when I don't have a drop of alcohol in the whole house?
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Post by John 5 »

My gosh, there is more, and worse...

Watch more of Biker Fox at your own peril.
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Post by Rocky_Marciano »

who is this biker fox he is a joke
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Post by TorzJohnson »

Not only does he have an egregious skullett, but it's a greasy, sweaty, wet-looking skullett. :-B
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TorzJohnson wrote:Not only does he have an egregious skullett, but it's a greasy, sweaty, wet-looking skullett. :-B
couldn't have stated it better

I stayed the course waiting for the punch line....there was not one....I want that 57 seconds back! will except NIB cake of MWF as compensation :roll:
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Post by desertbadger »

Geez, that was bad. I mean really bad. :-B
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Post by Griswold »

5 seconds. :shock: But then, I am a Brit :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Cliff »

I made it the whole 57 seconds...but then I also closed my eye's.

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Post by razorburned »

Cliff wrote:I made it the whole 57 seconds...but then I also closed my eye's.

Cliff
Man...your quick! I wish I had thought of that...I was too stunned by the scullet to close eyes
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Post by Rufus »

In Turkey you'd go to jail for insulting the state. I'm not an American, but that was pretty maudlin not to mention embarassing
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Post by mmack66 »

Never heard of that dude. Apparently, I have not missed out on anything. Is he some regional act or something?
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Post by Chaps »

Going by the name, I was hoping there was going to be a good looking woman on a motorcycle :lol: :lol: :lol: I was very disappointed.

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