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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby brothers » Thu Jun 15, 2017 2:08 am

Are these the same characters whose grizzly old mug shots we see on the local news when they get arrested for random felonies ---
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby ShadowsDad » Thu Jun 15, 2017 5:16 am

It's amazing how much one can learn about getting along with the wife on this forum! This should be a first stop for newlywed males! :^o
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby GA Russell » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:45 am

A cab driver picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the VERY handsome cab driver wouldn’t stop staring at her.

She asked him why he was staring. He replied: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answered, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

“Well, let’s see what we can do about that: No. 1, you have to be single, and No. 2, you must be Catholic,” she responded.

The cab driver, very excited, said, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK,” the nun said. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they got back on the road, the cab driver started crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun said, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a costume party.”
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby kronos9 » Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:39 am

Just glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read this.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby ShadowsDad » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:38 am

Ed, I thought the same thing when I read it. But you posted.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby ThePossum » Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:49 pm

That is one of the best jokes you have posted. Read it to my wife and she just howled with laughter. We've been married 45 yrs and are past that stage in life. Doing repairs ourselves, not the sex or even baking pies. :D
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