Joke of the Day

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by ichabod » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:58 am

GA Russell wrote:If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
Okay, I'm gonna be that guy.

Evolution does not state that man evolved from apes, but that man and apes share a common ancestor. Much like rhinos and horses.

Carry on. . . :D
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by brothers » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:04 pm

So it was more of an instant occurrence, two ancestors had a baby, but when it was born, it was a guy just like me and a bunch of other guys. Then another couple of ancestors had a baby and when it was born it was a lady. Then when those two offspring got together and had a baby, it was the first pure blood human. :D

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by GA Russell » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:53 pm

Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Sanders sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Trump turns to Sanders and says, 'See? I told you no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.’
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by ShadowsDad » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:07 pm


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