Joke of the Day

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by GA Russell » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:51 pm

I hope everyone enjoyed his Thanksgiving!

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Richard, a village doctor, was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he told the patient to send immediately for his lawyer and relatives and friends and make a will.

When he got home, he told his wife what he had seen and done. His wife asked, "Was the patient really that bad?"

Richard said, "No, I just didn't want to be the only idiot called out on a night like this."
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by GA Russell » Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:39 am

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by GA Russell » Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:14 pm

I have kleptomania. When it gets bad, I take something for it.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by John Rose » Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:58 am

I had the urge to take up pole vaulting.
I got over it. :whistle:
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by GA Russell » Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:35 pm

Puns are always welcome, John!

Here's an oldie some here may remember.

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What did Lawrence Welk name his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by GA Russell » Sat Dec 28, 2019 12:03 pm

I hope everyone enjoyed his Christmas!

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Basically, my wife was immature. I'd be home in the bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by fallingwickets » Wed Jan 01, 2020 11:51 am

happy new year, gents.

couldnt resist:

I was in a bar the other night and

overheard three fat women
talking. Their accents appeared to
be Scottish, so l approached them
and asked, "Hello, ladies are you

from Scotland?" One of the
corrected me and said " It's Wales

you bloody idiot, Wales!" So I
apologized and replied, "I'm so
sorry. Are you three whales from
Scotland?" And that's the last thing
that I remember.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by CMur12 » Wed Jan 01, 2020 10:44 pm

Clive, I've heard that one - Russ might even have posted it before, but it's a good one and worth repeating!

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by brothers » Thu Jan 02, 2020 7:55 am

I think one (specifically I) would be wise to think twice before sharing this one with females! [-o<
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