Joke of the Day

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The mailman does seem to get around! That was a good one.

As for the second joke about mono-lingual English speakers, I'm afraid that is sadly too true.

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Why don't monsters eat clowns?

They taste funny!
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If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress? :D
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Thanks, Gary!

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I went to my local bookstore, and asked the owner for Trump’s new book on illegal immigration.

He said, “Get the hell out and don’t come back.”

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:D :D :D
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:D :D :D nice find!
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Two hats on the rack having a conversation ---

"You hang around. I'm going on ahead."
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cant help but smile!
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"Smiles" is the longest word in English.
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Tom, welcome to SMF! It took me a few moments to figure that one out.😁
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A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body.

His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for 'small, $6,500 for 'medium, and $14,000 for 'large.'

The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.

'Well, what have the two of you decided?' asked the doctor.

'She'd rather remodel the kitchen.'
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LOL :D :D :D :D
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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:D good one Gary only made funnier by the fact that my dog has decided, out of the blue, that every squirrel must be chased up a tree...she has turned into a total nutcase

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:lol: Clive, as the saying goes, fact is stranger than fiction. I like that dog! :lol:
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