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Joke of the Day
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fallingwickets
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EL Alamein
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Re: Joke of the Day
That was good.
Reminds of the tagline one of the plumbers around here uses: A flush beats a full house.
Chris
Reminds of the tagline one of the plumbers around here uses: A flush beats a full house.
Chris
Mardi Gras
What’s the difference between Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras? Mardi Gras is an all-night party in New Orleans, Fat Tuesday is who you wake up with the morning after!
What do you call a hamburger covered in beads? A French Quarter pounder.
How do you know you went to Mardi Gras?
A1: You wake up on a sidewalk and the only things in your pants pockets are your car keys and a court summons.
A2: You wake up and discover a Tattoo of "Beignets Rule" on your ass.
What's the problem with jogging during Mardi Gras? The ice falls out of your drinks!
Legitimate source: http://jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/mardig ... jokes.html
What do you call a hamburger covered in beads? A French Quarter pounder.
How do you know you went to Mardi Gras?
A1: You wake up on a sidewalk and the only things in your pants pockets are your car keys and a court summons.
A2: You wake up and discover a Tattoo of "Beignets Rule" on your ass.
What's the problem with jogging during Mardi Gras? The ice falls out of your drinks!
Legitimate source: http://jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/mardig ... jokes.html
Gary
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SOTD 99%: soaps & creams, synthetic / boar / badger brushes, Colonial General razor, Kai & Schick blades, Superior 70 aftershave splash + menthol + 444