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Is anyone besides me bothered that Britney Spears is pregnant again? I was depressed when she got pregnant the first time, but I maintained hope she would lose her baby weight and get back to being the "Toxically" hot little number she was before all of this. Now she's bursting again. Is there any hope? Damn that K-Fed!


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As a student of equine pedigree, I find a vast number of human breedings that are offensive and stupid.

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RVL Saratoga wrote:As a student of equine pedigree, I find a vast number of human breedings that are offensive and stupid.

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Case in point: Star Jones with anyone.


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JackieMartling wrote:Is anyone besides me bothered that Britney Spears is pregnant again? I was depressed when she got pregnant the first time, but I maintained hope she would lose her baby weight and get back to being the "Toxically" hot little number she was before all of this. Now she's bursting again. Is there any hope? Damn that K-Fed!


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she definitely took a turn for the worse.
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Steve, actually, I'm of the opinion that Christina Aguilera is more of a skank. These days, Britney is more like trailer trash. Hmm...do they have trailer parks in Malibu?


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JackieMartling wrote:Steve, actually, I'm of the opinion that Christina Aguilera is more of a skank. These days, Britney is more like trailer trash. Hmm...do they have trailer parks in Malibu?


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Ren: nice poem

Nathan: never thought i'd see comments from you about Britney and Christina. You are a man of many interests! I agree with the trailer trash classification.

My girlfriend is a Part time (full time in June) social worker, so when she comes home from work, it's off with my Law and Order program (too close to what she does) and it's hello Channel E for some mindless distractions. It annoyed me at first but now i understand the need for that kind of thing. But when that smirking weirdo Tom Cruise (sorry if that offends anyone) snagged the lovely Katie Holmes, sexy girl next door type that she is, it just put me off again....

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alchemist wrote:But when that smirking weirdo Tom Cruise (sorry if that offends anyone) snagged the lovely Katie Holmes, sexy girl next door type that she is, it just put me off again....
Now you know how millions of men felt when Katherine Zeta Jones married Michael Douglas and bequeathed children unto him. At least Douglas isn't so weird....


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alchemist wrote:But when that smirking weirdo Tom Cruise (sorry if that offends anyone) snagged the lovely Katie Holmes, sexy girl next door type that she is, it just put me off again....
"TomKat" has to be the most annoying and repulsive Hollywood couple to ever walk the Earth. By a long shot.

Tom Cruise has taken the egomaniacal Hollywood self-promotion campaign to a new level. It's so absurd and over-the-top as to be grotesque. Seriously, does anyone believe his smile to be sincere? Or his words? He creeps me out.

Katie Holmes, once a mild mannered ingenue, has become just as self-promoting, fake, and egomaniacal as Tom. And it happened overnight. One has to wonder what kind of hypnosis the Scientologists have developed in order for this type of mind control to occur. It creeps me out.

I'm not the type of person to follow the Hollywood goings-on, but how can you avoid "TomKat"?? They're everywhere. And not in a good way. It's always over-the-top and in your face.

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:lol:
Well said, and yes they (especially him) creep me out.
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TomKat and their kitten need to extend the whole silent birth thing to its logical conclusion. The irony of having your publicist announce you will be doing a silent birth is off the scale. And, taking birth advice from a writer of fiction makes about as much sense as taking clarinet lessons from a goldfish.

As to Britney, she always had limited appeal to me. The dress like a slut and claim to be a virgin thing has never really floated my boat. Now that she's a constantly pregnant white trash chick with a husband in a wife beater, though, she's never been more appealing... ](*,)
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What Dominic, you don't warm to the idea of a religion started by a science fiction writer ?? :roll:

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Ichabod wrote:The irony of having your publicist announce you will be doing a silent birth is off the scale.
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Cliff wrote:What Dominic, you don't warm to the idea of a religion started by a science fiction writer ?? :roll:

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Big Ren wrote:I'm afraid that Britney's beauty, much like her 15 minutes of fame, may soon be over.
Was she ever beautiful? I always thought she looked like Tori Spelling: eyes on upside-down, nose too big, and way too much plastic surgery.
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She was never really all that.

Do a google search on Alizee :shock:

Britney who?
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But Tori, if she would sit still, heck, she has a nice body, and her dad has all that money, so I sure could be a house husband, act better than KFED does to his woman, and take up golf, and Plissons in every color, size and shape, and a closet full of shave cream and a valet to decide what to use that day.

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Cliff wrote:What Dominic, you don't warm to the idea of a religion started by a science fiction writer ?? :roll:

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