The Holy Grail Has Been Found!

Mr. Pinchy · Post by **Mr. Pinchy** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:49 pm

At the risk of making this site redundant, I believe I have finally found the answer to all my questions about shaving. After forum members watching this, I predict the shavemyface forum will close down within 3 weeks, leaving only tumble weeds and the odd deer that runs through unwittingly.

Without further ado, sit back and watch the magic unfold...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM5bL69mqok

Big Swifty · Post by **Big Swifty** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:57 pm

Thanx Pinchy,
Yes that jackass has made his SMF debut a few months back and members here had a good time ripping his technique. BTW that has to be one of the worst lather creations I have ever seen.

Mr. Pinchy · Post by **Mr. Pinchy** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:02 pm

oh crap

.... well for those of you who haven't seen it, enjoy.

fish · Post by **fish** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:15 pm

That's why we have Mantic - someone who knows how to shave properly and demonstrates accordingly.

That kid is not old enough to know better.

deshaveman · Post by **deshaveman** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:36 pm

I just watched that clip. Thank God that I watched Mantic's videos first! If I listened to this guy I'd need skin grafts to reconstruct my face

That *was* the worst lathering technique I have ever witnessed.

Also, why is he pressing the razor so hard into his skin? He'd carve his face up like a turkey if that was a DE

fish · Post by **fish** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:41 pm

deshaveman wrote:I just watched that clip. That *was* the worst lathering technique I have ever witnessed.

That video made me cringe the way he applied the shaving cream - it looked painfully dry and his face looked downright horrible.

No doubt he made a fool out of himself.

Ambrosia · Post by **Ambrosia** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:27 am

you should see his video on do it your self home dentistry

Baloosh · Post by **Baloosh** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:47 am

Ambrosia wrote:you should see his video on do it your self home dentistry

Well, after all, he is British.

HarryB · Post by **HarryB** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:47 am

To bitch further like a little schoolgirl -

His lather looks like he's dipped his face into my bowl *after* i've shaved. Watery, scummy, slapped on.

D.Irving79 · Post by **D.Irving79** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:01 pm

what a sissy brush

fish · Post by **fish** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:27 pm

D.Irving79 wrote:what a sissy brush

I had to watch it again - pathetic!

Imagine that - a kid teaching adults how to shave.

Rlayten · Post by **Rlayten** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:16 am

He could have at least used an Injector.

On second thought, I'm glad he didn't, that way it makes those mach 3's look bad.

jww · Post by **jww** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:53 am

fish wrote:
D.Irving79 wrote:what a sissy brush
I had to watch it again - pathetic!

Imagine that - a kid teaching adults how to shave.

It's not so much about a kid teaching adults, to me -- heck, my last ski instructor was at least 15 years younger then I was at the time -- probably younger -- and the quality of instruction was of the highest caliber. In this boy's case (c'mon where'd he get that nickname???? Really original, that - I bet he really had to think it through) - he's simply uninformed. Terribly uninformed, to be exact. Sad state of affairs - but entertaining, nonetheless. Even if he's out to lunch on technique.

Mr. Pinchy · Post by **Mr. Pinchy** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:40 am

Im not sure that this guy IS serious.. it looks more like he is just mucking around, having a bit of fun. He's probably after his 15 minutes of fame, rather than thinking he can really offer some shaving advice. It is a laugh though. In any case, if it works for him, who are we to argue.

IanM · Post by **IanM** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:08 am

Mr. Pinchy wrote:At the risk of making this site redundant, I believe I have finally found the answer to all my questions about shaving. After forum members watching this, I predict the shavemyface forum will close down within 3 weeks, leaving only tumble weeds and the odd deer that runs through unwittingly.

Without further ado, sit back and watch the magic unfold...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM5bL69mqok

Oh dear. It makes me feel proud to be British!

I'm not sure if he's serious, or attempting irony, but he cuts himself on the chin, which makes it one of the funniest things I've seen since, well, 2 minutes ago.

Ian

fish · Post by **fish** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:25 pm

D.Irving79 wrote:what a sissy brush

You can usually judge a man by the size of his brush.

D.Irving79 · Post by **D.Irving79** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:24 pm

fish wrote:
D.Irving79 wrote:what a sissy brush
You can usually judge a man by the size of his brush.

hahahaha

disposable · Post by **disposable** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:44 pm

Baloosh wrote:
Ambrosia wrote:you should see his video on do it your self home dentistry
Well, after all, he is British.

hahah

I used to think that all Americans had perfect teeth. As a Brit living in America i felt ashamed at my slightly crooked teeth..but to be honest a lot of you have just as bad teeth if not worse..

Danny1911 · Post by **Danny1911** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:13 am

Maybe we should change some stuff up around here. Like maybe instead of baby butt smooth we should start saying as smooth as a young girls thighs...

Danny1911 · Post by **Danny1911** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:14 am

Maybe we should change some stuff up around here. Like maybe instead of baby butt smooth we should start saying as smooth as a young girls thighs...

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