My Bathroom Smells
My Bathroom Smells
No, not what you're thinking!
Since succumbing to the virulent strains of SSAD and SCAD that seem to afflict new DE shavers, my bathroom has begun to smell, well, nice.
Oh sure, it always was clean, but it just smelled like a bathroom – hints of soap, shampoo, shaving gel, bleach, etc.
But now, there's a veritable bouquet emanating from that room. The scents of C&F Limes and C&E Sienna and Trumper's almond or violet (with a little Tabac thrown in for good measure) along with some Trumper's Limes A/S or Lucky Tiger, plus the occasional hint of Cefiro or JF or T&H Limes colognes have all blended together to create what just reminds me of a gentleman's bathroom.
So, gents, in addition to treating yourself to a fine shave each day, you'll help create a nice "Bathroom Bouquet" that's both pleasant, manly, and inoffensive.
Ah, the wonders of shaving!
Since succumbing to the virulent strains of SSAD and SCAD that seem to afflict new DE shavers, my bathroom has begun to smell, well, nice.
Oh sure, it always was clean, but it just smelled like a bathroom – hints of soap, shampoo, shaving gel, bleach, etc.
But now, there's a veritable bouquet emanating from that room. The scents of C&F Limes and C&E Sienna and Trumper's almond or violet (with a little Tabac thrown in for good measure) along with some Trumper's Limes A/S or Lucky Tiger, plus the occasional hint of Cefiro or JF or T&H Limes colognes have all blended together to create what just reminds me of a gentleman's bathroom.
So, gents, in addition to treating yourself to a fine shave each day, you'll help create a nice "Bathroom Bouquet" that's both pleasant, manly, and inoffensive.
Ah, the wonders of shaving!
Brent
Tondeo ergo sum.
Tondeo ergo sum.
- Scrapyard Ape
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- Scrapyard Ape
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- Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:20 am
- Location: Somewhere in Ohio
As we have all been down with Norwalk virus this week in our home, the normal bathroom scents of wet-shaving and my wife's fabulous lavender moisturizer has been replaced with a strong scent of......
Dettol.
The best germ-killing product I know of - and the scent is bearable as well - at least a huge improvement on the alternative - but I'll spare you all the graphic details for now.....
Dettol.
The best germ-killing product I know of - and the scent is bearable as well - at least a huge improvement on the alternative - but I'll spare you all the graphic details for now.....
- Bertie Wooster
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One of my professors once said that all of capitalism and Western history was just a struggle for a nicer place to go to the bathroom. Looking at a few of the many 'McMansions' that infest our suburbs I'm beginning to think he was on to something.Squire wrote:And I should have realized that all an Ape needs is hot food, cold beer and a warm place to . . . ah . . . go to the bathroom.
Some people are raised and others are just jerked up.