I have a problem

never2close · Post by **never2close** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:15 am

I was doing very well with my limited collection of colognes until I renovated my bathroom. With the renovation came custom cabinetry to display my colognes and other shaving essentials. While I don't have a large collection of colognes (28 currently) it appeared my new space seemed a bit bare. So, as I indicated in another thread I ordered a bottle of MdM. Well, several days later I have now added another 4 bottles to my collection. I really have no interest in stopping.........I am so screwed.

EL Alamein · Post by **EL Alamein** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:12 pm

Odio Barbillas · Post by **Odio Barbillas** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:32 am

And? You want sympathy?

You're barking up the wrong tree!

Precious few of us are not struggling with addictions around here. Good luck!

never2close · Post by **never2close** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:53 pm

Odio Barbillas wrote:And? You want sympathy? You're barking up the wrong tree!

Precious few of us are not struggling with addictions around here. Good luck!

My problem is that I'm not struggling and I don't want sympathy. I am in the acceptance phase, the problem is that SWAMPTHING is not nearly as accepting.

cjc15153 · Post by **cjc15153** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:05 pm

The good news is that if you keep calling her SWAMPTHING, colognes will seem the least of your problems.

never2close · Post by **never2close** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:43 pm

cjc15153 wrote:The good news is that if you keep calling her SWAMPTHING, colognes will seem the least of your problems.

Whenever I see SWAMBO, I read SWAMPTHING. Easier to remember.

Odio Barbillas · Post by **Odio Barbillas** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:57 am

never2close wrote:My problem is that I'm not struggling and I don't want sympathy. I am in the acceptance phase, the problem is that SWAMPTHING is not nearly as accepting.

Oh! OK! Welcome to Purgatory, brother!

fallingwickets · Post by **fallingwickets** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:25 am

this gets my vote for thread of the month

clive

Odio Barbillas · Post by **Odio Barbillas** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:51 am

fallingwickets wrote:this gets my vote for thread of the month

clive

It's sure got a lot of charm to it!

Squire · Post by **Squire** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:41 pm

I deal with temptation by giving in.

Cap'n CutThroat · Post by **Cap'n CutThroat** » Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:25 am

I've ruined good colognes in the past, by leaving them on the shelf.

To ensure longer life, it is more suitable to keep them in a dark, cool area.

jww · Post by **jww** » Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:43 am

Since I can't use most colognes or after shaves because of my scent sensitivity, I do like to keep my skin food in a somewhat darker shelf in our bath room. Don't think it makes any difference to shelf life, but what the heck - it works for me.