Probably an anti-smoking Nazi. That ilk on our city council just banned all smoking in all public places in the city, with the only exception being tobacco shops. Our local pipe club now has to burn more gas and cause more air pollution and meet out of town.
As for cigars, San Luis Rey is great bang for the buck.
When I attended my wife's youngest brother's wedding a couple years ago I brought a box of all tobacco Robusto Rejects. Pretty cheap but tastey. Most of the young men didn't know a whole lot about cigars, but they really liked these out in the garden of the reception place, Elm Court of Lennox, MA the largest wood frame house in the USA, built by the Vanderbilts.
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