Joke of the Day

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by brothers » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:20 pm

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Will Rogers
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by ShadowsDad » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:46 pm

:D

OK, I'd be the 4th person who would be a blend of the first 2. But I'd most enjoy observing the 2nd and never experience it for myself. It would be like licking the flagpole. Nothing I'd want to do but I would enjoy seeing someone else show me what it's all about.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by brothers » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:33 am

I'm sure someone is bound to try it and make a video. Probably hilarious when it happens to someone else!
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by CMur12 » Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:18 pm

There's nothing like learning from experience!

Good one. That sounds like something Will Rogers would have said.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by brothers » Wed Dec 26, 2018 1:51 pm

Famous last words in Las Vegas --- give me the money I told you not to give me.

Milton Berle
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by brothers » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:20 pm

One of those Christmas songs says, “You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout.” How’s my wife going to get along?
Milton Berle
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