Helpful suggestions:

Feel free to post anything unrelated to wet shaving or men's grooming (I.e. cars, watches, pens, leather goods. You know, the finer things of life).
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Post by brothers » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:42 pm

Lately I've been studying the internet, and have found some helpful tips that might make life easier:

1. In the event of tornados or other natural disasters, place wieners and/or slices of cheese in your pockets so the search dogs will find you first.
2. If you are arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker so those around you will be able to know both sides of the story.

If I find any others, I'll try to post them as they become available. I hope others will contribute to the list. Together we can create a valuable source of public interest that might be helpful to others.

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Re: Helpful suggestions:

Post by Pauldog » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:58 pm

Also live-stream your life as it happens, putting different parts on different special interest websites. The part where you're sleeping, for instance, might make a positive contribution to a help-me-get-to-sleep website.

Then monetize the living daylights out of the whole thing, and get an IPO going once you're making a good income.

And then become a motivational speaker, helping other monetize their lives.

Isn't it true that none of this was discussed in the Book of Revelation, or am I just reading it wrong? I already know that if I play an audiobook of it backward, it tells us that Paul McCartney is actually Ringo Starr, Ringo is Keith Moon, Moon is John Bonham, and Bonham was the walrus.

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Re: Helpful suggestions:

Post by fallingwickets » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:46 am

great thread...13 thumbs up for the laughs

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