EXOTIC DANCERS ON SMF

mark the shoeshine boy · Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:36 pm

i knew you would look....

mark the shoeshine boy

Nitrox · Post by **Nitrox** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:49 pm

cigar-&-Shave · Post by **cigar-&-Shave** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:56 pm

So, like, where are the dancers?

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:59 pm

Moving this to off topic.

mark the shoeshine boy · Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:33 pm

i couldn't help my self...with titles like exotic products and "how many texan wetshavers and so forth"....

too bad it was moved.....

oh well

mark tssb

Post by **Sam** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:45 pm

and gets dumped in my lap.

sam

Post by **drmoss_ca** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:47 pm

I think you know what to do with it Sam.

Chris

Post by **Sam** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:58 pm

Yes, Dr. Chris, and if it heads that way, my benevolence will be tried. LOL

Mark, how are the inks doing? If you want a sweet deal, try Pencity.com.

Close out on some Private reserve and diamine inks and if you order total is $15 or less, shipping is only $2. Heck, it cost me $5.15 to send out two bottles today, and i ordered 3 for less than $15 and got $2 shipping from pencity

Sam

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:23 pm

Ahh...so this is an exotic ink thread.

mark the shoeshine boy · Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:42 pm

now guys i was just having fun....no harm...just the divisions of groups to me were getting pretty funny........delete it if you want to Sam...

the inks are fine by the way.....love the blues....now I can say I got some true memphis blues.....

maybe i will wite my next song...

"delete my thread on smf blues..."

lol

mark tssb

Post by **Sam** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:56 pm

No Mark, I'll not wield the axe on this thread. I thought the premise was funny, what with all the subthreads on the general forum. Hoagie Carmichael had a song about Memphis Blues. Or maybe it was a line out of a song. Hey, why don't you come up with a group song, or anthem? I am not talented in the arts, but those that are, and comedy included, well, they have my respect. I tried in college some 25 years ago to do a standup routine. One of the hardest things I ever did. A colonoscopy was piece of cake compared to that (and the valium drip helped)

Sam

mark the shoeshine boy · Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:16 pm

don't get me started Sam...

shaveblog blues....
corey's gone (dehlia's gone...johnny cash song)
shaving my blues away....eddy rabbit song
dull blade blues
i left my mug in san fransisco
it's a proraso morning
I can feel you...shave.....faith hill

willie nelson singing (How time slips away)

Well hello there,
my it's been such a long long time...
and what will I be using ???
I really don;t have that in mind...
but I have alot of shave creams and shave soaps..
and it;s hard to choose everyday...
gee ain;t it funny...how I got to choose....what i have to shave with today....

Here's my new love..
but i'm not in a big big rush...
it's a true silvertip
savile row shaving brush...
i place it amongst the others
and I'll use it, when it's rotation comes its way
gee ain't it funny..how i got to choose..what i have to shave with today....

that's enought thinking for tonight folks...

mark tssb

kd7kip · Post by **kd7kip** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:46 pm

WHERE ARE THE EXOTIC DANCERS!?!

I was really looking forward to something like The Prorasso Girls, or Ladies of the 3Ts...

-Scott

ina_lather · Post by **ina_lather** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:47 pm

Sam wrote:and gets dumped in my lap.

sam

now THAT was laugh out loud funny!

Thanks, Sam (I'm still chuckling)

-whatever
-Lou

mark the shoeshine boy · Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:02 pm

Sam wrote:Yes, Dr. Chris, and if it heads that way, my benevolence will be tried. LOL

Sam

I am known to the SMF moderators as the off the wall bad boy...i don't know why they think that I am some kind of threat to the smf society...i couldn't corrupt most of you anyway....

what could I possibly do ????

rtaylor61 · Post by **rtaylor61** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:13 pm

Austin wrote:Ahh...so this is an exotic ink thread.

Combine the two and you have "Exotic Dancers with Tattoos on SMF".

Randy

Gatorade · Post by **Gatorade** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:19 am

Mark, I believe you are part of the agenda during the mod meetings:

Old business?
New business?
Mark business?

I can just picture the meetings. The mods all gather under the full moon in their white barber coats giving each other straight shaves and trying out the new aquisitions and beaming over the antique pieces as well. A little barber harmony breaks out. New mod initations involve strops and alcohol based after shaves! What is a little blood letting between mods?

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:24 am

Gatorade wrote:Mark, I believe you are part of the agenda during the mod meetings:

Old business?
New business?
Mark business?

I can just picture the meetings. The mods all gather under the full moon in their white barber coats giving each other straight shaves and trying out the new aquisitions and beaming over the antique pieces as well. A little barber harmony breaks out. New mod initations involve strops and alcohol based after shaves! What is a little blood letting between mods?

Ok, who's been talking?

Tye · Post by **Tye** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:25 am

I'm just wondering who sings baritone.

-Tye

mark the shoeshine boy · Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:25 am

Austin wrote:
Gatorade wrote:Mark, I believe you are part of the agenda during the mod meetings:

Old business?
New business?
Mark business?

I can just picture the meetings. The mods all gather under the full moon in their white barber coats giving each other straight shaves and trying out the new aquisitions and beaming over the antique pieces as well. A little barber harmony breaks out. New mod initations involve strops and alcohol based after shaves! What is a little blood letting between mods?
Ok, who's been talking?

if they are talking about me, then they are leaving a bunch of the rest alone !!!!!!

mark tssb