Feel free to post anything unrelated to wet shaving or men's grooming (I.e. cars, watches, pens, leather goods. You know, the finer things of life).
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Araner
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by Araner »
Putting more air in the tires won't fix the leak in the radiator.
Mike
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Squire
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by Squire »
I love to have a Martini,
Two at the very most,
With three I'm under the table,
With four I'm under the host.
Dorthy Parker
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Squire
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JayTrek
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by JayTrek »
"Getting attention does not mean you are accomplishing anything...it just means you are being really noisy" -Ummm...me
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Squire
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by Squire »
Another one from Dorothy Parker, when challenged to make a pun of the word horticulture she replied:
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".
Last edited by
Squire on Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:40 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Squire
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brothers
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by brothers »
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Gary
SOTD 99%: Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, soaps & creams, synthetic / badger brushes, Colonial General razor, Kai & Schick blades, straight razors any time, Superior 70 aftershave splash + menthol + 444
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nteeman
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by nteeman »
"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!" Unknown prophet.
-Neal (DE user since 1998)
I shave therefore I am
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Pureslab
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by Pureslab »
"In This Game of Life , I'm Playing for Keeps"
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Dave T
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by Dave T »
"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" - Ogden Nash
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rsp1202
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by rsp1202 »
Any phrase with the word "Uranus" in it.
Ron
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Scrapyard Ape
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by Scrapyard Ape »
“You can’t believe most of the quotes you read on the internet” ~Abraham Lincoln
~Greg
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Trumperman
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by Trumperman »
Scrapyard Ape wrote:“You can’t believe most of the quotes you read on the internet” ~Abraham Lincoln
Bloody brilliant!
Regards.
Bill
Don't think......shave.
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Trumperman
- Bill Extraordinaire
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by Trumperman »
" I can fix anything but a broken heart" ---- my father.
Regards,
Bill
Don't think......shave.
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Squire
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by Squire »
When my son was six years old he turned to me and said, "Your last words are going to be turn those damn lights off behind you."
Regards,
Squire
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matt321
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by matt321 »
When it comes to binary, there are 10 kinds of people. Those that get it and those that don't.
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paddy
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by paddy »
43% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Remember: this is all just wasted time and lives talking nonsense to strangers about pieces of metal, hair and chemical compounds.
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Quarterstick
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by Quarterstick »
"It's time to de-ass the area with the quickness."
Sergeant JD Nelson, Alameda County Sheriff Bomb Tech on Mythbusters
Andy
An elephant for a dime is only a good deal if you need an elephant and you have a dime.
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werdna
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by werdna »
"It's not Victoria's secret anymore" to be announced upon seeing the now common style of exposed women's undergarments.
-Andrew
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stanmog
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by stanmog »
" I never knew what happiness was, til I got married...........and then it was too late" - W.C. Fields
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Captain Pre-Capsize
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by Captain Pre-Capsize »
stanmog wrote:" I never knew what happiness was, til I got married...........and then it was too late" - W.C. Fields
Hey, I’m happily married and THAT my friends is hilarious!