Welcome to SMFU
Welcome to SMFU
Gents-
Welcome to ShaveMyFace University. A university where you can learn, grow and teach others. A place for new members to ask questions and get the proper responses. A place to come when you're having problems with your shaves whether razor burn, ingrown hairs or just unsatisfactory shaves.
Dean Gordon shall oversee the university, a very-well respected member of the shaving community.
Welcome,
Johnnie
Welcome to ShaveMyFace University. A university where you can learn, grow and teach others. A place for new members to ask questions and get the proper responses. A place to come when you're having problems with your shaves whether razor burn, ingrown hairs or just unsatisfactory shaves.
Dean Gordon shall oversee the university, a very-well respected member of the shaving community.
Welcome,
Johnnie
Johnnie
Keep it Wet
Keep it Wet
Charlie, I think right now I have an Associate Degree and am a few credits short of a Bachelors. I would have it by now if not for all the coeds!Str8G8r wrote:So are some of us Masters candidates? Or are others working on a PhD in shaving? We already have DrP and DrMoss and others but what would the SMFU degree be? Shaveology? Barbaria? Foliculimination?
Erik
"Work like you don't need money,
love like you've never been hurt,
and dance like no one is watching."
Aurora Greenway
"Work like you don't need money,
love like you've never been hurt,
and dance like no one is watching."
Aurora Greenway
Yes they are a bit distracting. Especially at Shaving U!texasPI wrote:Charlie, I think right now I have an Associate Degree and am a few credits short of a Bachelors. I would have it by now if not for all the coeds!Str8G8r wrote:So are some of us Masters candidates? Or are others working on a PhD in shaving? We already have DrP and DrMoss and others but what would the SMFU degree be? Shaveology? Barbaria? Foliculimination?
- Bargepole
- Beam me up Scotty
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- Location: Cambridge, England
I disagree. Your position is contested. It represents authoritarian and outmoded "givens" which are no longer tenable as absolutes in the context of a postmodern society in which all behaviours may be seen as recensions or re-inscriptions of (inter)textual normative cultural hegemonies.Leisureguy wrote:I would say that you're no longer a newbie when you actually offer constructive and correct advice in response to a newbie question.
Please may I have my doctorate now?
Michael
People say it's never too late. How wrong they are. --Felix Dennis
People say it's never too late. How wrong they are. --Felix Dennis
What he said.Bargepole wrote: I disagree. Your position is contested. It represents authoritarian and outmoded "givens" which are no longer tenable as absolutes in the context of a postmodern society in which all behaviours may be seen as recensions or re-inscriptions of (inter)textual normative cultural hegemonies.
- Tim -
"You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains."
"You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains."
Wow....Dr. Bargepole, PhD in wetshaving. Very well said.Bargepole wrote:I disagree. Your position is contested. It represents authoritarian and outmoded "givens" which are no longer tenable as absolutes in the context of a postmodern society in which all behaviours may be seen as recensions or re-inscriptions of (inter)textual normative cultural hegemonies.Leisureguy wrote:I would say that you're no longer a newbie when you actually offer constructive and correct advice in response to a newbie question.
Please may I have my doctorate now?
-Tye
Contributing Member to the Cause
No, you may have your Post Doctorate now!Bargepole wrote:I disagree. Your position is contested. It represents authoritarian and outmoded "givens" which are no longer tenable as absolutes in the context of a postmodern society in which all behaviours may be seen as recensions or re-inscriptions of (inter)textual normative cultural hegemonies.Leisureguy wrote:I would say that you're no longer a newbie when you actually offer constructive and correct advice in response to a newbie question.
Please may I have my doctorate now?
Erik
"Work like you don't need money,
love like you've never been hurt,
and dance like no one is watching."
Aurora Greenway
"Work like you don't need money,
love like you've never been hurt,
and dance like no one is watching."
Aurora Greenway
Sounds as if you already have the doctorate, as well as several years of teaching and publishing in all the scholarly journals. I would suggest you need a fellowship of some sort: The Shave My Face Chair of Blithering Codswallop, for instance?Bargepole wrote:I disagree. Your position is contested. It represents authoritarian and outmoded "givens" which are no longer tenable as absolutes in the context of a postmodern society in which all behaviours may be seen as recensions or re-inscriptions of (inter)textual normative cultural hegemonies.Leisureguy wrote:I would say that you're no longer a newbie when you actually offer constructive and correct advice in response to a newbie question.
Please may I have my doctorate now?
-Scott
Dumb as a stump and twice as ugly...
Fellows (and I mean that in the academic sense) I feel an opportunity has been missed. Had we but been able (not that we should live in the pluperfect subjunctive, or any past tense) to name our educational establishment Shave The Face University, we would have been able to get some cool shirts:
Give us the luxuries, and we will forgo the necessities.
Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he'll be toasty for the rest of his life.
Dominic
Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he'll be toasty for the rest of his life.
Dominic
ichabod wrote:Fellows (and I mean that in the academic sense) I feel an opportunity has been missed. Had we but been able (not that we should live in the pluperfect subjunctive, or any past tense) to name our educational establishment Shave The Face University, we would have been able to get some cool shirts:
STFU
--Charlie
- Bargepole
- Beam me up Scotty
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- Joined: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:07 pm
- Location: Cambridge, England
Well spotted. Except we don't call it "blithering codswallop". We call it "epistemological stochastics". (You'd be amazed how many people it fools.)kd7kip wrote:Sounds as if you already have the doctorate, as well as several years of teaching and publishing in all the scholarly journals. I would suggest you need a fellowship of some sort: The Shave My Face Chair of Blithering Codswallop, for instance?Bargepole wrote:I disagree. Your position is contested. It represents authoritarian and outmoded "givens" which are no longer tenable as absolutes in the context of a postmodern society in which all behaviours may be seen as recensions or re-inscriptions of (inter)textual normative cultural hegemonies.Leisureguy wrote:I would say that you're no longer a newbie when you actually offer constructive and correct advice in response to a newbie question.
Please may I have my doctorate now?
-Scott
Michael
People say it's never too late. How wrong they are. --Felix Dennis
People say it's never too late. How wrong they are. --Felix Dennis