Share your amusing phrase

Captain Pre-Capsize · Post by **Captain Pre-Capsize** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:23 pm

I’ll start us off:

“Beer is so much more than a breakfast drink."

Araner · Post by **Araner** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:56 pm

Putting more air in the tires won't fix the leak in the radiator.

Mike

Squire · Post by **Squire** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:37 pm

I love to have a Martini,

Two at the very most,

With three I'm under the table,

With four I'm under the host.

Dorthy Parker

JayTrek · Post by **JayTrek** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:18 pm

"Getting attention does not mean you are accomplishing anything...it just means you are being really noisy" -Ummm...me

Squire · Post by **Squire** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:32 pm

Another one from Dorothy Parker, when challenged to make a pun of the word horticulture she replied:

"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".

brothers · Post by **brothers** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:16 am

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

nteeman · Post by **nteeman** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:37 am

"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!" Unknown prophet.

Pureslab · Post by **Pureslab** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:42 am

"In This Game of Life , I'm Playing for Keeps"

Dave T · Post by **Dave T** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:27 am

"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" - Ogden Nash

rsp1202 · Post by **rsp1202** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:48 am

Any phrase with the word "Uranus" in it.

Scrapyard Ape · Post by **Scrapyard Ape** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:59 am

“You can’t believe most of the quotes you read on the internet” ~Abraham Lincoln

Trumperman · Post by **Trumperman** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:33 am

Scrapyard Ape wrote:“You can’t believe most of the quotes you read on the internet” ~Abraham Lincoln

Bloody brilliant!

Regards.

Bill

Trumperman · Post by **Trumperman** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:34 am

" I can fix anything but a broken heart" ---- my father.

Regards,

Bill

Squire · Post by **Squire** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:54 am

When my son was six years old he turned to me and said, "Your last words are going to be turn those damn lights off behind you."

matt321 · Post by **matt321** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:35 pm

When it comes to binary, there are 10 kinds of people. Those that get it and those that don't.

paddy · Post by **paddy** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:22 pm

43% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Quarterstick · Post by **Quarterstick** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:28 pm

"It's time to de-ass the area with the quickness."

Sergeant JD Nelson, Alameda County Sheriff Bomb Tech on Mythbusters

werdna · Post by **werdna** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:30 pm

"It's not Victoria's secret anymore" to be announced upon seeing the now common style of exposed women's undergarments.

-Andrew

stanmog · Post by **stanmog** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:36 pm

" I never knew what happiness was, til I got married...........and then it was too late" - W.C. Fields

Captain Pre-Capsize · Post by **Captain Pre-Capsize** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:18 pm

stanmog wrote:" I never knew what happiness was, til I got married...........and then it was too late" - W.C. Fields

Hey, I’m happily married and THAT my friends is hilarious!