Joke of the Day

[fallingwickets]

growing up, school girls played a game called netball. no matter how hard i try, basketball will always be a girls game and ergo zero interest

[brothers]

Here are a few riddles:
1. What is a question you can never honestly answer yes to? --- Are you still asleep?
2. What do you call a dog on the beach in summer? --- A hot dog.
3. What dresses for summer and sheds in the winter? --- A tree.
4. What gets wetter the more it dries? --- A towel.
5. What gets bigger when more is taken away? --- A hole.
6. I am made of cloth. I am used by campers. A person can sleep in me. I am not a tent. What am I? --- A sleeping bag.
7. I have no eyes, no ears, and no legs, yet I help move the earth. What am I? ---An earthworm.
8. I appear once in summer, twice in autumn, but never in winter. What am I? --- The letter U.